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Reblogged from upagainstthefuckingwall
the most beautiful women on my life are all lesbians. I start to just assume if the girl is pretty she is into girls lol. Sorry you’re not having the best day.Taxi driver: Where are you from?
Me: Germany.
Taxi driver: So your mum, dad and your boyfriend are in Germany?
Me: My mum and dad live in Malaysia.
Taxi driver: What about your boyfriend?
Me: I don’t have one.
Taxi driver: How come?
Me: I’m gay
Taxi driver: But you’re too pretty to be a lesbian
Me: …So you can just drop me off here.Not my day.